GOD @ the very onset of creation was distributing stuff to Man and Woman… The Woman as usual, was faster on the draw… as is normally the case….and who ever answered first was blessed with it….

Man-Woman
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GOD Asked

Who wants beauty

Woman – Me

Who wants grace

Woman – Me

Who wants brains

Woman –  Me

Who wants Shopping

Woman – Me

Who wants Charm

Woman – Me

Who wants Oomph

Woman – Me

Who wants Kids

Woman-Me (oops…)… Pls god…can i withdraw that answer…God replies, goods once sold cannot be taken back….

God – Who wants Sex

Man – MEeeee……..(relieved that he has managed to grab something at-least…)

Woman has tears in her eyes…. God has mercy and mentions that he has to apportion some bits of Sex to her as well…In Recognition of fastest finger first.. The Man grumbles.. but no point resisting God….Woman is happy…

And finally

God -Who wants a monthly cycle??

Woman – Me….

God – Period…..  🙂 🙂

Moral of the story – If too many things which you consider good are coming ur way… be wary… one may have a catch…the devil entrapped within…as always said…. the devil “lies” in the details…You may be better off without it…

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