Relationships break… Morale breaks…Morals break…Individuals break…but not this chappie…he is always “Breaking”…

Continuously breaking…yet never broken…never changes from this state…Its the most steady state phenomenon…in today’s world….

At any time the news channel is switched on…there is always something breaking… 24*7*365… Midnight…Dawn…Dusk…breaking all the way…all the time….only for you….

Someone is broke…yet it is breaking….

Someone croaked….yet it is breaking….ideally should have been croaking news??

Someone’s brakes fail…at least now….it should have been termed braking news 😦 

Some idiot somewhere barks….yet it is always breaking…perhaps should have been barking news??

Most of the times…most of the people simply fart…through the mouths fortunately and yet unfortunately…..

If someone genuinely farts, we plug our nose…

If someone farts through the mouth, we are all ears and hear…Strange!!

At least at the least….can’t they term it Farting News

R.I.P News. Amen….

 

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